JD in the Crisp-er
OK, so that last post (below) is a bit grim. Thanks for calling. Maudlin and self-indulgent fall far short of suicidal. Besides, I'm too busy to be self-destructive; I've got 100,000 more bulbs to distribute!
One e-mail this morning was different. It seems I've inadvertently restored a part of my old Walden site that is popular and shocking. It's definitely sweet, and hot. Old Sister-in-law (see also below) is single. On the prowl. And she's threatening me unless I take down the offending web page. So it's coming down tonight! See if you can find it! Big prizes! You have 10 hours. Go-ogle!
JD has sent some alternate photos (one posted above). I figured that among the options she sent, posting the one with the cute guy on the beach would be best to stimulate competition and interest among JD's fellow prowlers. It's a wild wild Web.
>> This just in! The person who finds the picture of JD she's obsessed about and posts the link in the comments below wins a box of Count Chocula cereal.
posted by Stuart at 10:08 AM
6 Comments:
Sounds like a pretty good soup.
for the love of god, stuart...you need a new hobby
I was off on the soup comment. And now I've cheated by looking at your site stats to see what people are hitting on the ol' dotcom. So no cereal for me.
But yeah, that's a really bad picture.
It's sticky and dark and gooey. And good with ice cream, though not Rocky Road. Men crumble at her feet.
Where is it? I can't find it!
Stuarrrt (pronounced with a decidedly bad irish accent; you can't say Stuarrrt without an Irish accent).
Anyway, J-D has apprised me of the miscreant deed you pulled. Imagine, advertising the sexual longings and desires of such a pristine girl (and publishing her photo at that!) I'm deeply offended (do ya want one of her naked?)
That said, 'hello' my friend (if I may call you that from just one meeting). Just writing to let you know that I'm glad that you are again (writing that is).
Hope to hang with you, Sue and J-D in the near future either at my shack in the country or at J-Ds.
C-U.
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